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The brand was already there. We just organized the cult.
Identity, commerce, voice, listings, a 9-email choreography, and a 200-person Wolfpack — built before the doors opened, all aimed at one job: organize the cult Richie already had.
Logo, typography, and cowboy/cowgirl illustrations in collaboration with Sarah Ratliff. Social and site video in collaboration with Stu Conry.
Michael
Creative Director
Sarah
Logo, Typography, Illustration
Stu
Videography
$ cat situation.log
The Situation
Moon Wolf wasn't a new brand. Richie Conry had spent years pulling a converted goat trailer around Dallas, building a following one cup at a time. The challenge wasn't awareness — it was infrastructure. He had a cult. He didn't have a system that could hold one. Site, commerce rails, listings, email choreography, voice discipline, a way to capture and reach the people who already knew.
What We Built
Brandprint and voice profile — anti-hustle, anti-polish, customer-language-first
16-page Next.js site on Cloudflare Workers (moonwolfprovisions.com)
Custom Wolfpack signup + Resend infrastructure — replaces SpotOn loyalty entirely
9-email choreographed sequence (welcome, tease without date, date confirm, tomorrow, recap, last call, plus 2-email drip)
Deliverect Commerce Channel API integration (cert package submitted)
Shopify storefront with 25 SKUs at /goods
19 SEO blog posts shipped across 5 editorial pillars
Local visibility architecture — GBP, Yelp, Apple Maps, MapQuest, Facebook, Chamber, Joe Coffee, Roaming Hunger
Press outreach — 11 pitches, 5 confirmed hits
Client dashboard at moonwolf.brandedmayhem.com
The Listening
Brandprint research started with what existing customers already said — in reviews, in person, in DMs. Two phrases kept surfacing: "burnt beans" and "corporate beige." We didn't write them. We organized them. The positioning — "High Desert Coffee in Suburbia, against burnt beans and corporate beige" — got named opening day in unprompted reviews. The audience supplied the enemy. We just gave it a frame.
The Wolfpack
SpotOn pitched a loyalty program. We declined and built our own. A custom Wolfpack mechanic captured email, phone, and SMS opt-in directly on the site, fed Resend with segmentation, and gave Moon Wolf permanent ownership of its audience instead of renting it from a POS vendor. By opening day, 200 of the 233 Wolfpack signups had joined before the doors opened. The April 15 teaser email — "The Den is almost ready" — went to 203 people without ever naming an opening date. Seventy-six percent opened. Fifty-four percent clicked. The site spike on April 16 was 277 users.
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Custom Wolfpack signup form (firstName, email, phone, SMS opt-in)
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Resend integration with auto-fired welcome email + contact segmentation
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9-email choreographed sequence: welcome, tease without date, date confirm, tomorrow, recap, last call, plus 2-email drip (nudge, social proof)
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Twilio SMS infrastructure for parallel SMS campaigns
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Apr 15 teaser: 99.41% deliverability, 0.59% bounce, 76% open, 54% CTR
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200 of 233 signups built pre-launch (86%)
The System
Two domains, three product surfaces, one voice. moonwolfprovisions.com is a Next.js 16 site on Cloudflare Workers with sixteen pages, ten API routes, and thirty-one custom components. The /goods page browses Moon Wolf's Shopify catalog. The /menu surface is wired to Deliverect's Commerce Channel API for online ordering — cert package submitted, license comped by SpotOn. The ordering-hours gate enforces a 15-minute pre-close cutoff at the framework level. Identity is anchored on four custom typefaces — Palo Santo wordmark, White Sage location, Mojave subtitle, Oaxaca vertical — set against custom cowboy and cowgirl parallax illustrations.
The SERP
The website is one surface. The whole search-engine result page is another. Twenty operating days in, Google Search Console verified 898 organic clicks at a 23.8% click-through rate and an average position of 3.9 — across every "moon wolf *" branded variant. A DataForSEO pull of the Moon Wolf SERP shows 11 of the top 16 organic results are owned, controlled, or earned — three trace to BMC press placements (CultureMap, AOL syndicated, Community Impact), one to a BMC-seeded Reddit r/Richardson thread, and the directory positions (Yelp, Apple Maps, Roaming Hunger) trace to BMC's claim work. The Google Business Profile drew 19,677 views over the same window — 92% on mobile — plus 1,082 direction requests and 1,066 website clicks. Largest single discovery surface in the stack.
The Proof
The protest-sign campaign was greenlit and ready: free 12-ounce drip for anyone who showed up with a sign, tagged @moonwolftx, and showed the post at the counter. By noon on opening day, the line was still out the door. Richie pulled the paid campaign. The cult alone was enough. Twenty operating days later the floor numbers are in: 2,586 guests served at a $10.35 average ticket, and a single SKU — the Iced Latte — moved by roughly 37% of all guests (947 units). Saturday is the strongest day. Wednesday is the softest. One hundred percent dine-in (online ordering ships when Deliverect flips). Richie personally rang 98% of the register opening week. Tips opened at 19.8% — emotional-tip territory, not transactional. "Burnt beans" surfaced in two unprompted opening-day reviews. The campaign that was supposed to activate a cult turned out to be redundant — because the cult was already there.
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2,586 guests served across 20 operating days
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$10.35 average ticket — emotional-tip territory at the open (19.8% tip rate)
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Iced Latte ~37% of all guests · 947 units · the defensible flywheel SKU
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Saturday strongest day-of-week · Wednesday softest
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100% dine-in opening window — online ordering ships when Deliverect flips
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Richie personally rang 98% of the register opening week — founder behind the bar
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40% retail mix opening day · 31% week one (merch flywheel)
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4.9★ across 59 Google reviews · 25 new in the first 20 days
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"Burnt beans" surfaced unprompted in opening-week reviews
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Protest stunt killed by noon opening day · never reactivated
The Room
These nine photos were taken by Michael during the first three weeks of Moon Wolf. Not staged, not commissioned, not pulled from a brand asset library — operator field photos, taken on a phone, in the room. The Cult below is what customers posted from the same room: same details, same totems, same vocabulary. This is the operator pass — what the brand looked like to the person who built it.
The Cult
We did not hire a single influencer. We did not run a creator campaign. We did not pay for any of these photos. Every image below was posted publicly by a customer in the first weeks after opening — most within the first 72 hours. The pattern was the same: someone walked in, got the coffee, looked around, and pulled out their phone. The brand had built an audience that wanted to document being inside it. That is the difference between a customer base and a cult — and you cannot buy the second one.
Results
“Performance branding works backwards from an existing audience. When the cult is real, the job is to organize it — not invent demand.”
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